If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

September 28th, 2009

You will some day work at Wal-Mart for FIVE years………Wal-mart? That store is tacky.

If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

September 25th, 2009

Your poor third child will attend 3 different elementary schools and 2 middle schools…..I would NEVER do that to my child because I know how it feels!

If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

September 20th, 2009

In two years, you will quit college (as a senior) and move to California…………….I wish…

If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

September 14th, 2009

You will marry a California native……..a surfer????

If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

September 9th, 2009

You will have two sonsĀ AND a son-in-law with ponytails………not my kids; if I have sons they will be clean cut.

If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

September 5th, 2009

You won’t live in Texas for most of your life…………..What???? Where else is there?!

If told THIS at 21, I’dve said, Prshhhhhhhht!

August 30th, 2009

You won’t marry a southern boy…what other kind is there?